Another End of the Week

For a refreshing change, how about a list of insults? I have had a few of these directed at me. Though they made me laugh it appeared that laughter was not the expected response.

1. You’re impossible to underestimate.
2. You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die.
3. Take my lowest priority and put yourself beneath it.
4. I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.
5. You are the stone in the shoes of humanity.
6. If you were any dumber, someone would have to water you twice a week.
7. You’re about as important as a white crayon.
8. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
9. You started at the bottom and it’s been downhill ever since.
10. Mirrors can’t talk. Luckily for you, they can’t laugh either.
11. I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
12. I have nothing but respect for you — and not much of that.
13. In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion.
14. You have a mind like the rings of Saturn: A million miles wide and an inch deep.
15. She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.